Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Oxford Spring Torpids 2015

One sure sign of spring in Oxford  is the return of the scull boats to the river and the Spring Torpids Race the first week in March. We enjoyed watching the final races on a gloriously sunny late this past Saturday afternoon. What are the Torpid Races?  Alwyn Collinson wrote a great description of the races for the Daily Info -- Oxford's daily newspaper.  I couldn't explain it any better.  



WHAT IS TORPIDS?  

Torpids is one of the two “bumping” rowing races held in Oxford each year (the other being the Summer Eights). Bumping is a Darwinian struggle for survival, where crews of eight rowers and a cox begin the race arrayed along the bank, then all take off at once when signalled by a cannon. The goal is not to overtake, but to crash into (“bump”) the boat in front. The defeated boat must continue racing, while the bumping crew pulls into the bank for a well-earned rest.

A bumping race therefore combines a furious pace, as each team sprints to keep ahead of would-be bumpers, with a course that can seem endless to tired muscles. Note also that a rowing team (the cox apart) face backwards, allowing them to see when a competitor is narrowing the gap with hideous inevitability.  Many a team has been eliminated when the approaching prow of an opposing boat and the evil gleam in the eyes of its cox has put them off their stroke. 

Being forced to keep plying the oars, muscles burning and pride stinging, while your vanquishers move away slowly, enjoying the glow of victory, is also a feature. Crews who look likely to be bumped often concede rather than face the risk of falling several places in a single race- although the unlikely possibility of being bumped and then bumping the boat in front of them (known as getting “spades”), therefore not changing position overall, does spur some on. 


WHY SUCH A RACE?


Theoretically, bumps racing was developed because the narrowness of the Isis made side-by-side racing impossible; any suggestion that rowers are sadomasochists who enjoy watching their defeated opponents struggle on from a position of comfort is a (plausible) slur.   


The unflattering title arose because Torpids was originally a race solely for the second (ie. slower) boat from each college. However, the appeal of an agonizing, frustrating struggle for victory proved too much to resist, so now Torpids is open to all teams not competing in the summer Boat Race (against the Other Place). Over 130 teams, drawn from every college, take part each year, in six men's and five women's divisions. 


Said appeal is reinforced by the prospect of gaining “blades”- these are oars painted with the names of a boat's crew, often to be found in the college bar. They are awarded for either bumping or crossing the finishing line on every day of Torpids, and bring much celebration. Part of this celebration is to throw your cox in the river (it's a rowing thing, I think).


The crew that manages to claw its way to the top of the first division (or maintain its place there) is awarded the title Head of the River; they will then retire to The Head of the River for well-deserved refreshments. A dirty pint is the traditional reward for a victorious rowing team. It is also an excellent consolation for a losing team, as it obliterates all memory of the ignominious defeat- and, indeed, of the events of the preceding day, the location of the rower’s college, and their name.



WHERE CAN I SEE IT?

Torpids occurs the Wednesday through Saturday, the first week in March on the stretch of the Isis from (very roughly) Donnington Bridge to Folly Bridge. Racing is more or less continuous, with each of the 11 divisions (each of 13 boats) racing at half-hour intervals from noon to 5.30pm. You can expect to see some good racing whenever you wander over. Saturday is unsurprisingly the busiest racing day, with the most nailbiting tension as final positions are determined and the possibility of blades makes competition even more fast and furious. For a slightly less packed bank, try Thursday or Friday. To make your spectating even more enjoyable, here are a few simple suggestions:


DO: Pick a college

Even if you're a disinterested observer (perhaps a tourist, townsperson, Cambridge observer or other sundry lowlife) pick one college to support; this will give you a sense of investment, a reason to cheer (and boo) and a group of new friends to celebrate (or commiserate) with. It can be quite hard to identify which boat belongs to which college- if in doubt, go by boat colour, or just cheer indiscriminately. If you're the sort of person who can't enjoy a competition unless they have a vicarious sense of victory, just support uber-successful Pembroke: the Chelsea of Torpids.



DO: Know the rules

Despite the name, a bump only requires contact between any part of the two boats (including oars); outright smashes are unfortunately rare. Etiquette dictates that you should not cheer too loudly when a boat is bumped, no matter how much your black heart exults to see it.


DO: Keep your eyes open

What you should really watch for is when both a bumped and bumping boat leave the race (due to concession) thus leaving two “spaces” between a crew and the boat chasing them. If the latter can close this gap and successfully bump the team that started two spaces above them on the leaderboard, they have achieved an “overbump”, the cause of much rejoicing.



DO: Shift position

The course can be roughly divided into three main sections, each characterised by quite different styles of rowing. If you can, watch at least three races, and shift your position to take in the many facets of Torpids. The starting area, just downstream of Donnington Bridge, plays host to frantic, high-speed pursuits, as each team endeavours to avoid the whole gruelling business by achieving a quick bump. In general, this only happens due to mistakes, but it's still fun to watch.


Next, the charmingly named Gut lies roughly parallel to Hinksey Weir, and marks where the river narrows and the current strengthens, making a domino-like effect of successive bumps or concessions likely. This is known, unsurprisingly, as Carnage in the Gut, and is rather fun to watch.


Finally, the finish line sits just below Folly Bridge, within easy jeering distance of most college's boathouses. During Torpids, these play host to large crowds of supporters which transform more often than not into improptu parties. Endeavour to get into one of these (a bottle of Pimms is always a welcome introduction), as it will enhance your enjoyment of your chosen team immeasurably. Rowing in the runup to the finish line tends to be marked by a certain sense of exhaustion and achievement on behalf of the crews, tempered with a bloody-minded determination to score a bump in the last few lengths.



DO: Wrap up warm

The riverbank in early March can be a cold place, even if you have no intention of going near the water. The crews may be able to get away with lycra, but they're racing. You're (hopefully) not. 





DO: Check it's on

On occasion, the University Rowing Clubs have been given a red flag warning for the Isis, meaning that no boats are allowed out due  to unsafe conditions. Checkhttp://www.ourcs.org.uk for up to the minute information.





Original source - http://www.dailyinfo.co.uk/reviews/feature/4748/Torpids

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